Friday, May 7, 2010

Cultured Yogurt Smoothie

Alright so a little parody seemed long overdo. I am low on sleep, energy, things of that sort, but if those sound like excuses it's because they are. So this should turn out as good or better than past efforts. Song selection this go 'round is Living Colour's lone hit (that I can recall) "Cult of Personality." Now, right up until I decided to use this song I thought the title was "Culture Personality." It now makes so much more sense. This is one of those songs I neither like nor dislike and yet know quite intimately. Funny how that works.

Look into my cup, what do you see?
Cultured yogurt smoothie
It's not frozen yogurt, it's not ice cream
It's a hell of a lot more healthy
It's a cultured yogurt smoothie
With Stonyfield's or Dannon fat-free
It's a cultured yogurt smoothie
Cultured yogurt smoothie
Cultured yogurt smoothie

Active cultures, it has inside
The public eats the media lies
You don’t have to be hungry
You can make a light snack of me
I have the bacteria you should eat
Smiling faces sell me on your t.v.
I’m the cultured yogurt smoothie
I exploit you still you love me

I'll help you poop more regularly
I’m the cultured yogurt smoothie
Use Yoplait and Breyer's fat-free
To make a cultured yogurt smoothie
Cultured yogurt smoothie
Cultured yogurt smoothie

Active cultures, it has inside
A woman eats it to reduce her thighs
You don’t have to have me to eat
You can also take a bath in me

I cost a fortune
Economy's to blame
You gave me flavors not to taste the same
I’m what every person should have to eat
I’m the cultured yogurt smoothie
Look into my cup, what do you see?
Cultured yogurt smoothie
If I was paper, they'd make me in reams
You'd be able to write all over me
But I'm cultured yogurt smoothie
With Stonyfield's or Dannon fat-free
It's a cultured yogurt smoothie
Cultured yogurt smoothie
Cultured yogurt smoothie

Active cultures, it has inside
The public eats the media lies
You don’t have to be hungry
You can make a light snack of me
I have the bacteria you should eat
Smiling faces sell me on your t.v.
I’m the cultured yogurt smoothie
I exploit you still you love me

'll help you poop more regularly
I’m the cultured yogurt smoothie
Use Yoplait and Breyer's fat-free
To make a cultured yogurt smoothie
Cultured yogurt smoothie
Cultured yogurt smoothie

Active cultures, it has inside
A woman eats it to reduce her thighs
You don’t have to have me to eat
You can also take a bath in me

I cost a fortune
Economy's to blame
You gave me flavors not to taste the same
I’m what every person should have to eat
I’m the cultured yogurt smoothie

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