Drip Drop

I think this Tik Tok song is silly, but it's catchy too. I have reason to doubt the party animal ways of Ke$ha, but that's unrelated for the most part. I think my parody is also silly. I try to keep my parodies PG (for the purposes of the Internet...in real life, oof), but if you know me in real life I have a tendency for mentioning things dealing with poo. I also run a bit and have for a while. Without any marathons under my belt, I think this will sort of work. Yah.

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up world?)
Gonna run a marathon I choose New York City (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a rock of crack
That don't make any sense, but my rhymes are notably whack
I'm talking - blisters on my toes, toes
Wearing my fave running clothes, clothes
Roads blowing up my bones, bones
Ipodding, playing all my fave mp3's
Pulling up to the port-a-potties
Trying to get out all my poopie

[CHORUS]
Had to stop, gotta plop
Diarrhea, blowin' toilets up
Tonight, Imma shite
Til my bowels are alright
Drip drop, that's my plop
But my bowels won't stop
Oh oh, oh no
Oh oh, oh no
[CHORUS]

Aint got a care in this race, except my delicate rear
Aint got nothing but this liner, so hope a toilet is near
Now, the fatigue is catching up and I'm starting to stagger
Gonna crouch at the curb so I can relieve my bladder
I'm talking about - posture really startin' to slump, slump
Boy am I feelin' like junk, junk
Later on gonna get falldown drunk, drunk
Now, now - I'm gonna try not to drop on out, out
Even with my energy all down down,
Energy all down, down
Energy is all -

[CHORUS] x2
Had to stop, gotta plop
Diarrhea, blowin' toilets up
Tonight, Imma shite
Til my bowels are alright
Drip drop, that's my plop
But my bowels won't stop
Oh oh, oh no
Oh oh, oh no
[CHORUS]

Gatorade, you pick me up
I break you down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
About to throw up
You got me now
My head it pounds
Yea, you got me
Gatorade, you pick me up
I break you down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
About to throw up
About to throw up
About to throw up
No, the pooping won't stop even when I'm walkin'

[CHORUS] x2
Had to stop, gotta plop
Diarrhea, blowin' toilets up
Tonight, Imma shite
Til my bowels are alright
Drip drop, that's my plop
But my bowels won't stop
Oh oh, oh no
Oh oh, oh no
[CHORUS]