Well I was just lying here and I cut one that was a bit brutal and so I figured I'll drop a quick little parody based on the Bruce Springstein hit "Hungry Heart." I fear this is not the first, nor the last of my parodies to devolve into bowel humor, but such is my way.
Got a rice and beans burrito with cheddar jack
I went out for Taco Bell and my gas came back
Like a river that just won't stop flowing
I got extra fire sauce and my bowels kept going
[CHORUS]
Sometime's you gotta rip a smelly fart
Sometime's you gotta rip a smelly fart
Bowels get runny and the burning starts
It's first preceded by a smelly fart
I ended up there after I was out at the bar
Felt all that fire sauce coming out my back end
I ordered four items and ripped my stomach apart
Now here I am on the toilet again
[CHORUS]
Sometime's you gotta rip a smelly fart
Sometime's you gotta rip a smelly fart
Bowels get runny and the burning starts
It's first preceded by a smelly fart
SOLO
Every drunk thinks this place's the best
You can order in or you can take it home
Don't make no difference what a nutritionist says
Ain't no drunk who leaves this place alone
[CHORUS 3-4x]
Sometime's you gotta rip a smelly fart
Sometime's you gotta rip a smelly fart
Bowels get runny and the burning starts
It's first preceded by a smelly fart
I've long had a penchant for poor parody, often of the freestyle variety. In the spirit of that I will be concocting song parodies when the mood strikes (or when suggestions come in from the internet or the street). What's more, they will all be concocted in 30 minutes or less. My only hope is that they bring mild enjoyment to the random passerby.
Who Would Want Credit for These?
©Jeb 2010-2012
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